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Bill Clinton: “I did not have sex with that woman.”
John: “I did not have sex with that woman, but she did have sex with me”
Bill: “OK, How did you know what I was thinking?”
John: “Bill’s balls jump, Hillary will not be irradiated”
Bill: “You know, I could use a guy like you.”
John: “No Bill! The Father could use a guy like you.”
Bill: “Well yea, my intentions are pure.”
John: “Bill intentions are purely Bill.”
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GWB: “I have to trust my intelligence sources”
John: “ George should never trust his intelligence”
GWB: “Well, that’s real funny, Son. Are you a comedian?”
John: “Comedy is real, politics are funny.”
GWB: “You know, my father could use a guy like you”
John: “No George! The Father could use a guy like your father”
GWB: “My father? Why not me?”
John: “I don’t know, Butchie instead”
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John: “We are all frail vessels”
Rumsfeld: “The US Navy is far from frail, pal.”
John: “We are all frail vessels”
Rumsfeld: “OK, get this guy downstairs, let’s see what he knows.”
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Al Gore: “I’ll bet your Father could use a guy like me”
John: “My father does not need a guy like you”
Al: “Are you kidding? I am responsible for the circles and lines on the wall”
John: “Al is not responsible.”
Al: “How can you say that? I am fighting for the environment”
John: “Al is not a fighter”
Al: “Oh, forget this, I gotta go. My jet is due back any minute from picking Tipper up from her palates class.”
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