John's Other Vistations - I Hope He Had Some of Aunt Bee's Cooking

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Written by waxon

Aunt Bee: Andy! Andy! Opey’s gone!

Andy: What do you mean gone?

Aunt Bee: I mean he was in his bed and now he’s gone!

Andy: Well now, Aunt Bee, I’m sure Opey’s just got up early and went fishin.

Barney: That’s impossible, Aunt Bee, I was parked outside the house all night.

Aunt Bee: (Crying) Well he’s gone and that John Monad boy has taken him.

Andy: Now, Aunt Bee, that John fella wouldn’t hurt a fly.

Barney: You know what he is don’t you, Andy?

Andy: What?

Barney: A shape shifter!

Andy: A shape–what?

Barney: A shape shifter. They have supernatural powers, you know.

Andy: Barne, was Otis in the car with you?