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Written by Walkara
John: The end is near.
Nicki: That's ridiculous; Papa prophesied that Armageddon isn't coming until next year.
John: Fuckin' pligs are gonna get themselves eradicated.
Nicki: Judas Priest!!! Are agents of the anti-Christ already on their way?!--and mind your language please!
John: Judas Priest is my father's son too.
Nicki: Oh my stars!!! You are the anti-Christ?! Run children! The last hour is here!
John: (grabs her hand, and reaches into his pocket with the other) What do you want, Nicki Grant?
Nicki: (suspiciously turning toward him) An American Express Black Card with no limit.
(John hands the card to her)
Nicki: (marveling over the credit card) Goodness gracious! it's beautiful!
Wayne: (running into the room, taking Nicki by the hand) C'mon, Mother, or the Beast will get us.
Nicki: Go play with Raymond, Wayne. Mommy needs to talk with her friend. Do as I say and I'll take you shopping later.
Wayne: But mother...he's...the Antichrist!
Nicki: SCOOT!
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