Wednesday, September 19, 2007

John's Other Visitations - Stardate 10110101

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Written by Waxon

Captains log, Stardate 10110101. While on course to record the effects of the increased frequency of temporal waves in the I.B. Sector, the Enterprise came upon what appeared to be a man floating in space. After beaming the body aboard, Dr. McCoy began an autopsy of the body - only to discover the man ... was alive.

McCoy: Jim, this man’s cells are reproducing at an astonishing rate. His wounds completely heal within seconds. I’ve never seen anything like it.

Spock: In Vulcan folklore a Vulcan named Monad once had the ability to heal himself and, thus, achieve immortality.

McCoy: Where is he now, Spock?

Spock: (Eyebrow raised) No one knows for sure, that is why it is considered folklore.

Jim: I think we may have just found your Monad, Spock.

Spock: It would appear so.

McCoy: Jim, do you realize what this could mean?

Jim: Yes, Bones, you may be looking for a job. Have you ever considered being a bartender?

Spock: This is simply not logical, Jim – for Monad to appear here… and now. There must be a logical explanation.

McCoy: Well leave it to a green blooded computer to look a gift horse in the mouth. Who cares how he got here or where he’s from. Jim, I need to begin running tests.

Jim: Not..just..yet, Bones. Spock’s right. We must know his origin. Who is he? Where is he from? How…how did he get here?

John: The end is near.

Spock: Fascinating.

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