The Ramon and Barry Show

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Written by Spiritonthewater

(Mitch Cissy Butchie Kai Shaun and John are all in the living room of the Yost house sitting in front of the T.V.)

Shaun: I wish we had Satellite Gramps.

Mitch: What, so we can watch shows that’ll be cancelled just when we get hooked on ‘em? No thanks, waste of money and too much aggravation.

Butchie: Hey I got an idea, John, walk over by the T.V. for a second and grab that antenna on top.

(John does as Butchie asks and everyone gasps as the screen brightens up and what looks like a high definition picture comes into focus)

Butchie: Now stand one leg John.

John: My father says channel surfing is not the thing itself.

Cissy: Wait a minute, move the antenna to the left a little ( John complies) there stop! That’s that ball buster bitch, oh... what’s her name?

Butchie, Kai, Shaun: (In unison) WEEDS!

Butchie: Stand right there John!

(John drops his leg and the picture turns to static. Shaun and Kai groan and throw popcorn at John)

Butchie: What the fuck John, put you leg back up where you had it!

John: (raises his leg back up and restores the picture) I want my money bitch! I’m proud of you mom... I bet you look good rolling out of bed in the morning...

Mitch: (Levitating up to the ceiling) Well I’ll be damned, the jokers like some sort of direct Tv high definition receiver.

John: All you need is a clear view of the southern sky.